If One is Planning to Visit Starbucks, At Least Make It Worth the Trip!

My roommate Forrest is a Barista at Starbucks... who does not love to mess with their roommate? Today I ordered what I believe to be one of the most compliated drinks one can order, not to mention very very rich (I would guestimate around 950 calories give or take 50). Here is the order:

"One Five Shot Venti Brevee, one pump hazelnut, one pump vanilla, four pumps mocha, free poured with 2/5 decaf, one ristretto shot, one sugar in the raw, whip, and a carmel drizzle."

Forrest took care of it, and it was quite delicious, but too rich for a day to day drink. The cost: $4.55- not too bad... for Starbucks!